So fucking what
Well I've been to Hastings
I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne, too

So what
So what

And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fucking where

So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

   But who cares
   Who cares what you do
   Yeah who cares
   Who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well I've fucked a queen
I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock

So what
So what

And I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down it's throat

So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

   But, who cares
   Who cares what you do
   And who cares
   Who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss

So what
So what

I've had skank
I've have speed
I've jacked up until I bleed

So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

   But, who cares
   Who cares what you do
   Yeah who cares
   Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice

So what
So what

I've fucked this
I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat

So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

   Well, who cares
   Who cares what you do
   And who cares
   Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what